Once upon a time there was an ugly man. He lived in caves.

He was half man and half monster and he ate gorillas for food when he was hungry. When he was 3 he was very nice but when he turned 12 he turned into a monster! His name is the purple cave man monster.

But he was also an alien and his home planet was called ookpop. He has a rocket ship and it can go 9,000,000 miles a day. He went to earth Thursday in 1983.

He landed in a lake inside forests and his ship sank.

He was on earth now and needed to survive.

He saw a man named the president! The president fainted. He was under a spell!

Before he was fully under the spell he whispered to purple cave man monster and told him that he was under the control of a wizard.

But it wasn't a wizard it was just that he was scared of purple cave man monster's ship crashing in front of him. So then the president got angry and for that he shot a laser at him but the president dodged it.

The End?